The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]

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The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
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George orders hair growing cream from China. Jerry is mesmerized by a dirty message left on a tape recorder from his last performance. George becomes infatuated with Elaine.

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13 Nov 1991
The Tape
David Steinberg
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#1
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 23.644
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#2
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 22.834
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Something stinks in here.
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 21.512
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What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?
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#4
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 21.033
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The big toe, the captain.
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 20.354
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How often do you cut your toenails?
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#6
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 19.293
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You stink.
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 19.226
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...a hair transplant?
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 19.055
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Not bloody likely.
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#9
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 18.654
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Seinfeld.
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#10
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 17.962
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Like the big toe captain? What?
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#11
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 17.529
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And the second toe assumes control of the foot.
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#12
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 16.853
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If you send money, they send cream.
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 16.824
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Do you speak English? English!
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 16.017
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Not bloody likely.
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 15.831
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#16
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 15.226
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Sexy?
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#17
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 15.177
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...Elaine Does the Upper West Side.
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 14.954
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 14.382
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 14.323
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 14.156
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 13.760
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#23
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 13.581
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China.
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 13.290
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#25
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 12.958
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Oh, brother.
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