The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]

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The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
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George orders hair growing cream from China. Jerry is mesmerized by a dirty message left on a tape recorder from his last performance. George becomes infatuated with Elaine.

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13 Nov 1991
The Tape
David Steinberg
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#1
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 23.643
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#2
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 22.855
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Something stinks in here.
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 21.519
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What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?
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#4
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 21.035
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The big toe, the captain.
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 20.356
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How often do you cut your toenails?
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#6
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 19.278
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You stink.
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 19.197
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...a hair transplant?
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 19.050
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Not bloody likely.
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#9
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 18.662
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Seinfeld.
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#10
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 17.934
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Like the big toe captain? What?
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#11
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 17.522
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And the second toe assumes control of the foot.
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#12
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 16.901
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If you send money, they send cream.
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#13
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 16.835
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Do you speak English? English!
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#14
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 15.941
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Not bloody likely.
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 15.817
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#16
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 15.279
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Sexy?
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#17
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 15.147
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...Elaine Does the Upper West Side.
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#18
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 14.933
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 14.389
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 14.352
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 14.249
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 13.725
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#23
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 13.489
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China.
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Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 13.385
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#25
Released 1991-11-13, Rated PG
Score 12.833
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Oh, brother.
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