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For all we know, Jesus could have given a talk
But I think you're up to the challenge, Ned.
A647253,
Homer Simpson, you are not worth saving.
Yello. This is he. Yeah, I wanted to know:
And we know all about you.
- Krav Ma-wha? - Israeli karate.
As you wish. But look not upon her with lust,
And hungry and horny,
Please, you've got to let me back in.
Today, my readin' ribbon's smack-dab
do you deliver falafels to the top of mount Zion?
"Dear Lord, please fix the following parking tickets:
- You can simmer it in a tagine. - In a soup, you can boil it!
Homer, quit playing that back.
Can I buy you a $12 turkey sandwich?
Hey, is Israel. Is free country.
You know, Ned, God has never given up on anyone.
and spread some shekels with my Carolina Panthers credit card.
And muslims believe something, too.
Peace and chicken.
This is where he had his last supper
Oh, will you...
L'chaim!
while there is hatred in our hearts for each other.
Homer, do you know why I'm a christian?
I... I don't know.
- But it says here in the brochure... - Brochure? Brochure?
Okay, okay, lady. You done talking now?