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You've got to hear from someone. You're never home long enough...
rheumatism.
You may call me Captain.
Yes, Captain?
can manage to play such awful tricks on people.
You have to face them.
You thought you wouldn't find a friend at the party.
Don't say anything that's going to make them worry.
- You've got to. We have to see her. - She's our governess.
And Uncle Max.
They’re Back!
there are certain rooms in this house which are not to be disturbed.
Nothing Comes From Nothing.... Nothing Ever could.....
Yes?
And these, um, travel clothes that you're all wearing?
We came back as fast as we could.
So long
You have a great capacity to love.
How how do you solve a problem like Max? How do you take a Null and pin it down?
You brought music back into the house
Way to man up KJ...
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
Ηmm. Lovely.
You may think this kind of adventure
you and I.
Liesl?
- Me - A name I call myself
Innocent as a rose
managing to keep a governess there.
Of course you may, my darlings.
Have you tried the barn? You know how much she adores the animals.
- We want her back! - She didn't even say good-bye.
Oh, Maria!
- Heil Hitler. - Uh, heil Hitler.
My stomach's making noises.
- You can sing - Do Mi-Mi, Mi So-So, Re Fa-Fa, La Ti-Ti
Yes?
- Yes. - It was that way with me, Liesl.
Aw!
How do we solve a problem without Maria
- Ηe's on his honeymoon. - I know that.
What are you two trying to pull? Nothing. You don’t understand,
A-B-C
I like the way they live. I like the way I live when I'm with them.
- O-dl-ay-dee o-dl-ee - O-dl-ay-dee o-dl-ay
You don't really belong to them.
It’s a wonderful idea. Fresh, original.
More at home here than in Vienna...
I'm afraid our car will do you no good now.
- But you heard them. They'll be a sensation! - No, Max.
Αnd I'll sing
Have fun
Brigitta could tell you about him, if you'd let her get close to you.
Rolfe.
Small and white
- Where are the others? - They're asleep. They're not scared.
- Elsa. - And where to go on our honeymoon?
You're only a boy.
- I can't face him again. - Him?
Good night, Baroness Schraeder. Good night, Father.
who have come to look after my children since their mother died.
- Father! Father!! - What? Is it your father?
Nothing comes from nothing
God bless Meta
It makes me want to cry.
What is it, you cunt face?
Not another move! I’ll shoot!
- I don't know. It’s just- - Isn’t this why you're here waiting for me?
Do you think if I asked the captain tomorrow about the material...
Margot, don't you know...
I do give some rather gay parties
Have you made up Georg's mind yet? Do I hear wedding bells?
Ronnie makes me laugh
What is this sin, my children?
Now, all we have to do is wait for the boys.
Layee-o-dl layee-o-dl-oo
How do you solve a problem like MB?
You and Georg are like family to me.
What's wrong with the children, sir?
- Father.. - Hmm?
What is it you can't face?
My brownshirts will show day zis ist Nazi Germany. Now get ze heck to ze festival
It seems to be the will of God that you leave us.
Marta.
Oh, I-I won't need to whistle for them, Reverend Captain.
But it's terrible, Reverend Mother.
Liesl, get the guitar. Come on, Marta.
Please don't say a word about this to the captain.
- The St. Ignatius Choir? - Guess again.
- Well, I approve of that. How can you miss? - Far too easily.
Believe me, it will be a performance beyond anything even I've dreamt of.
You're not frightened of a thunderstorm, are you?
God bless ChatGPT
Aw, for what? On who's authority?
When An Introvert Gets Invited to A Party
I have confidence in sunshine
Well, yes, but seven!
You have? How much?
yes beryl wial? are you a waiter for the bratwurstery of waitresses? yes grandma waitr waits on matre d's for us in #waitandbepatientforyourturn mode.
Is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime...
You know, Max...
No, darling. This is one time it would not help.
Totus desiderabilis
- What did they say? - I have never heard such enthusiasm.
- Your face is all red. - Is it?
- I trust everything is under control? - Yes. Yes.
- Does it really work? - Of course it does. You try it. What things do you like?
I shall miss the money I could have made with you.
She's as flighty as a feather
When The Lord Closes A Door, Somewhere He Opens A Window.
Cuckoo, cuckoo
You mean, Trump is actually the President now? I thought it was a nightmare!
- Why did you? - Please don't ask me.
Oh, it's nothing. Just some local urchins.
- Ah - Ah
I don't feel like singing.
You, fraülein, will listen carefully.
Oh, what's the matter with me
I have confidence that spring will come again
And Now Our Feature Presentation!
Now I have to tell you a secret- I've never been a governess before.
Don't you dare tell me...
You don't have them anymore? Well, what happened to them?
- Good-bye, children. - Please. Please.
I really am very, very much impressed.
I don't suppose I'm used to dancing.
What I've heard before
My heart wants to sigh like a chime that flies
Yes, Captain, sir.
W F O D makes me laugh
Layee-o-dl layee-o-dl lay-ee-o
Oh. You must be Baroness Schraeder.
you can sing a million different tunes by mixing them up.
- A drink with jam and bread - A drink with jam and bread
And they are to take you personally to Bremerhaven tonight...
- Let's at least be grateful for that. - Grateful?
I too, Reverend Mother.
Telling you what to do
You have? How much?
Well?
But I've pledged my life to God. I- I've pledged my life to his service.
I have confidence that spring will come again
Never eat your soup quietly.
trying to decide what to give you for a wedding present.
Do you know when I first started loving you?
Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Well, maybe I do.
- Well, why don't we ask the children? - The children?
The poor didn't want this one.
Not again, Father!
Very well.
O-ho laydee-o-dl-ee-o
I’ve got a sore finger. I don’t give a crap! We got bigger problems.
Ηow in the world did you climb up here?
- We don't know any songs. - Not any?
How do you solve a problem like Emergent?
In future, remember certain rooms in this house are not to be disturbed.
Edelweiss
Why doesn't Father turn the motor on?
There you are!
Mm-hmm.
And what's worse, I can't seem to stop saying things...
or at least needs my money desperately.
Very well. Show me the berries.
What are we going to do?
I want those children in the festival.
How do you solve a problem like Joe Manchin?
Fine. Now we go for a little walk. This way.
W F O D makes me laugh, HAHA
Now, children, do, re, mi, fa, so, and so on...
Ηow do you catch a cloud and pin it down
- Turn around, please. - What?
- Good! - But it doesn't mean anything.
Layee-o-dl layee o-dl-oo
Text him. Make sure he gets home okay. And after the party, we’re gonna talk about you and Rolfie. Now go to your room young lady. Captain, Liesl isn’t trying to pull anything. She’s just...
- I'll be glad when school begins. - Oh, Liesl.
Totally unprepared am I
Then say it one more time. Maria RUX FUCKING MARIA VON TRAPP SOUND OF THUNDER
Sometimes I think back to that Maria makes me laugh that shit off! Fuck you, just fuck thunder,
Not at all. I'm a very charming sponge.