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Happy 50th birthday, Lois.
Country matters sucks, high school teacher sucks, Worldwide matters sucks
Whoa! What the hell are you doing? Those are my graham crackers.
Sorry, Peter. Someone stole the remotes.
Then I used my stream of justice to put out the hate.
If you don't stop, we won't go to McDonald's after church.
And then when he's weary, emasculate him with your incessant nagging.
Nets suck, Yankees suck, Knicks suck
Lois, I was watching that.
And look who I had for dessert. Asexual former mayor Ed Koch. Pah!
You must have had a great body before it went all fun-house mirror.
I want you to get rid of all of this right now, cos I am never fighting again, ever!
I was hoping it wouldn't come to this,
Damn. Must have pulled something playing hoops last week.
and no one could hit you below the belt cos girls don't have anything down there.
- Hurry, Peter. They're almost here. - We're too late.
That was strangely arousing. Aagh!
Well, Stewie, tonight we have a really big show.
Lovely, but it doesn't quite answer our question.
Quahog is infested with loud, hairy creatures, also known as New Yorkers.
Public urination is just wrong. Except during the Million Man March
- Wait a sec. Pre-op or post-op? - Pre-op.
"Pony Express is in. " "What have you got for me, Joe?"
I don't sweat you. Bring it on, bitch! Now how you gonna act?
"Laugh and cry
Habs suck, leafs suck, blues suck