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about the masticated pecan incident
I left it on the coffee table or something.
So you know what?
Oh, maybe you can hold out five seconds or 10.
Yeah. A doodle of me.
Nobody can be in here for 48 hours? I got my parents in town.
- You were there a couple minutes? - An hour and a half.
compliance!
Oh, no.
Well, I didn't know you were gonna eat them.
Welcome to Renters Lifestyle
Laurie
Find out if she likes you? What, are you in high school?
...no matter how much willpower a person may have...
I'm gonna have to seal the place up for 48 hours and fog it.
holtmann!
Bunting!
No more chrros
DJ!
- And I went there one day to see... - A nude model.
Hey, this guy charges 100 bucks an hour...
- She said that? - Yep.
And They Start to Itch.
I think you've read one too many Billy Mumphrey stories.
Hello, Jerry.
Oh, my God.
- This is a big step in your career. - Yeah, I gotta go.
Don't give me pushback
You sucked on these and then put them on the plate?
Sorry. Last one.
Yeah, yeah. That's right.
- Thanks. - No problem.
- Hey, good for you. - Yeah, but get this: