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I didn't have enough quarters for the dryer...
Hello.
- ...and one hot shirt and jacket. - Oh, yeah.
My 2019 standard answer
Remember I was telling you how Nicki always gets whatever she wants?
- What? - I mean, Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?
Smells like a rubber fire
- Then you got no calzones. - Wait a minute! Wait!
Oh, right. Yeah, it’s a pool day.
here's your money!
No, you've got to have bills, paper money.
Pass it down. That's a good boy.
Hello. This is Todd Gack.
Three calzones...
...and just as I'm about to drop it in, he looks the other way.
And I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese.
And a large soda.
Jerry, you think those are Cubans?
I BREAK YOUR HEAD OPEN! OH, MY GOD!
That's Italian.
I'll see you guys later.
I'm having lunch at his desk every day this week, just him and me.
Big manch wants a maguey burrito
All right. Well, lay them on me. I'll have three of them.
Oh, right. Yeah, it’s gifing.
No, I never had a job.
where's my spicy clucker?
You know, Elaine...
I Believe The Deal Was That I Get Your Calzones On My Route!
And three times a week, I shall require a cannoli.
Neither rain nor sleet nor- It's the first one!
And I always take care of my paesanos, so here's a little something-
Hey, Todd, let me ask you a question.
You know, a lost and found could be a good idea.
They do what they want, when they want.
Did you end up paying Todd for these things?