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- Hey, Todd. - Hi, Elaine.
Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?
- What the hell is this? Pennies? - Yeah.
Cheese, pepperoni, eggplant.
...and one hot shirt and jacket.
Elaine, let me ask you a question.
- Then you got no calzones. - Wait a minute! Wait!
I hear you make a mean calla-zone
That's a nice name, Greg Owen
What is that, Yan?
Bye, Ma.
My friend put them in the pizza oven.
Hey Fucking Feef
hinkk
...because I had a little thing with the calzone guy there this week.
It's Friday !
Antonio!
- All right. Well, good night. - Yeah.
There's another Italian place on Jerome. Maybe I can fool him.
- Oh, is that so? - Absolutely.
Excellent little calzone you got there, Costanza.
- Gotta be 55. - That's right, it is.
Well you certainly are in a bind...
All right. Back to business. Here you go.
- You're paying in change? - That's all I got.
He bet me that Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars.
Hey, so how was Blame It On The Rain?
This is all burned up. Look at this.
Then you got no calzone!
Hey, hey, you steal my money?
- Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars? - Yeah.
I believe the deal was that I get your calzones on my route.
I got you on the radar at 93 miles per hour.
All right. Well, good night.
Yeah, here's your money.