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Come on, you gloomy Gusses. Who's up for a big bowl on nonfat ice milk?
Stacks of old newspapers from 20 years ago.
But you have a lot to learn about being parents.
Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!
I once was lost
Is your source on this reliable?
Yeah.!
But you got us and, baby, we got you
Do you reject Satan and all his empty promises?
They're ten feet away, and we can't even talk to them.
Easy there, Flub. We're all gonna get a chance.
and they told me he had lice.
after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
I think she's beginning to forget Mom and Dad.
Put it in the refrigerator, or, failing that, a cool, wet sack.
Remember how Mom used to microwave our underwear on cold days?
Mineral bath? Facial massage? How did you afford these?
Reverend! Emergency!
We've always tried to be good parents.
See-e-e-e
Stupid babies need the most attention