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that you have not been treatin' your wives the way they deserve.
It's true.
What's so damn funny? I mean...
Think back.
Now, was there ever a time
Whatever that Don Pardo gets paid, it ain't enough.
Cartoons! Everybody, be quiet!
I do.
Why do you always change it
Chunky with the Pants of Meatballs. Take our picture.
Thirty-nine.
I will end this suspense
and Low-Blow Boxing for the guys.
One, two, three, four, five, six...
which one of our wives got Moe-jacked?
Take her down to the diner at the department store there.
I'm afraid you two have a big problem.
Where a clam has only one pearl, she has many.
I'm glad we never argue like that.
Krakatoa, east of Java
Question me, you little rutabaga brain,
When a woman is peaceful and content,
Or jerky jockey.
Every time I plan something that means something to me,
My Mother's party's starting any minute.