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I knew it. I told you.
Mom, I'm not married.
The only warning label people respect is " dry-clean only."
We're Engaged
Yeah.
- Well, it's good seeing you. - Nice to see you too.
You think about each other. You care about each other.
Like any major investment, you sign a marriage contract.
- What happened to us, Jerry? - I'll tell you what happened.
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
He even gave me a dirty look.
And if I catch you in here with that again...
- You were all over my side. - I was not.
This is your maple syrup.
Hello.
You know what I'm gonna do?
Okay, I'll talk to him...
I'm gonna hit the tanning machines.
Jerry!
What happened?
- Cashmere? - No, Gore-Tex.
- Can we just drop the pee-pipes stuff? - Okay.
We don't allow any outside ketchups
- Well, good night. - Good night.
Because he doesn't pay any attention to me, and he ignores me.
- Oh, there's my bus. - There you go.
- What are you doing? - Just waiting for my friend George.
Oh, my God.
Sure.
- So? - So?
- How do you know? - Medical journals.
But when you meet a woman like this, you don't walk to get married. You run.
Well, I can't afford that.