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I'm fully committed to the traditional relationship paradigm.
- Hey, Sheldon. - Penny.
So, yeah, good to see you.
It was rife with historical inaccuracies.
- I think she's smoking hot. - I'd hit that.
But this? This is a deal breaker.
You mean like you and Richard the slave girl?
- Yeah, sure. - Well, if you'll excuse me...
I don't care. There are far too many historical anomalies for my comfort.
That's a temporal anomaly.
Sheldon, don't make that noise. It's disrespectful.
I'm just wondering if you really gave it the old college try.
Who will administer the Heimlich maneuver?
...would be if they resumed sending chimps into space.
I could've accepted our kids being genetically unable to eat ice cream...
Oh, now you're just making stuff up.
I fashioned historically accurate undergarments out of linen.
How?
Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.
We dated, we stopped dating, and now we're both moving on.
- We should probably go. - Yeah.
If anything, they would've said, "Huzzah."
Well, you can't blame me for not jumping to that conclusion.
Of all the overrated physicists in all the labs in all the world...
No, it wasn't my cat.