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So how's it going?
Well, I don't know about your sex drive, but I'm probably good till New Year's.
That was before I saw you handling that beautiful piece of wood between your legs.
Okay, what exactly do you think's going on between us?
She didn't take my order.
Because you are not at Big Boy.
Someone touched my board.
And orcs.
We really shouldn't be standing here.
Sheldon, we have to go.
Did you wanna start now?
...indicating that Penny had no interest in me asking her out.
- Who told you you could touch my board? - No one.
That's really two different questions. I'm not--
You can't make the assumption that I'll like the hamburgers here.
- Oh, hey, Leonard. - Hi.
Gee, Sheldon, you're asking the wrong girl.
Leslie?
He'll push that thing until he starves to death.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- She got lucky. - You don't believe in luck.