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What up, my fellow Ashkenazi Jew?
And I was just trying to prove that she was here
I have an interview about the waitressing job.
I know.
Great. Ah...
- Thank you. - I love my new job.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but okay, you can train her with me.
And when you turn into a Conneti-cunt muffin,
- No. - Come on, I wanna see it.
That's Kara. I call her The Wall.
but they're telling me you don't work here anymore, yo.
- Okay. - All right.
Yeah.
You win.
Or because you staged your own Publisher's Clearinghouse at the gym?
Five-one-and-a-half.
Fine, I'm in.
- What y'all gonna have? - (ALL LAUGHING)
You got it. You got it, man.
Don't go in there! Don't!
I call him Valtrex.
Forearm's good.
Nice and fast then.
Also, okay, so I had a couple free hours last night,
Hi... Shania Twain.
Yeah.
there's nothing like a sunset skylight to let you know you're almost home, so breathe in hold tight. i'm coming home tonight meet me in the valley where the kids collide oh my god my town is coming alive.
What are you, five-two?
We should have kept it like this, you know? Physical.
rear pair is all done.
How's it going?
We'll take one of everything, you whore.
Ooh!