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I-I was thinking maybe you could move in with me and Jess,
And, Brian, when you learned Jess had only weeks to live,
My name is Jess.
The people, the music...
See? I told you. But at least I don't have cancer,
You actually say what's on your mind.
"Don't say it's Terminal.
Cancel HBO now.
I'm still recovering from that one thing you did
since I went to see The Peanuts Movie.
It would be my honor
Uh-huh.
You look like a baby doll found in hurricane rubble.
I-I gotta... I gotta get a divorce.
Is Bernie Sanders here bothering you?
and you're like, "Oh, God, it's Terminal.
so now he's not into her, either.
Oh, Brian. Yes!
that was so obscene, it couldn't even be described
♪
if you spent the rest of your life
because I-I know you'd want to be with her for her final days.
Uh...
- Like, zero chill. - I can't understand you.
That chocolate thing from the bucket list?
I beg to differ. I think I've got the lingo
But these past weeks
(MEWING)
on lame, dying network TV.
Jess? Are you okay?
but you don't really own anything, do you?
Will you get me more salsa?
but I'm gonna call you first.
you'd be marrying this woman if she wasn't going to die
Turns out their story has a very happy ending.
He called me a dick earlier.
WOMAN: Aw.
You know, sometimes at night I just watch Jess sleep for hours.
Well, now, thank you, Brian.
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
That's right.
having my appetite back.
(SIGHS)
Kiss!
I vow to honor you and cherish you
Son of Zorn.