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Look, all I want to say is...
I really like you.
That is such a sweet offer. I would love to be there.
- Whew! - That was incredible.
Wait, where's Dr. Hartman?
Oh, my God, we saw you on the news last night!
Yeah, I'm not wearing a fat guy's old clothes.
(GASPS)
♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
Well, some good news.
He walks in while she's singing,
I'm serious. I really enjoy spending time with this woman,
Well, maybe not.
♪ Laugh and cry ♪
I always knew this day was coming.
because she was supposed to die!
Well, I've never told you that I can't throw a boomerang,
(AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHS)
Come on. It was prescribed by a doctor
the white, plastic pouch in your neighbor's mailbox
after our profile of the Cancer Girl
Ma'am, do you take this doggie to be your husband?
(SOBBING)
Oh, you know, cancer?
for the rest of the month.
There's nothing worse than when you're flipping channels,
No, you've been great.
(CHUCKLING): Oh... Oh, no.
Did you eat creamy soup just before the opera?
of today's lady down pat.
(CONTINUOUS FARTING)
How do you do the Heimlich maneuver?
- like your girlfriend. - That's it.