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It wouldn't be right.
I want you to know that I'm going to personally
Yeah, you're hungry, aren't ya?
I was looking forward
the first part in English and then some kind of made-up
I'm gonna send it to voicemail, then call him back,
Seems like a huge miscarriage of justice.
Tell him to come back when he's ready to act like an adult.
They didn't care about you.
Look, Lois, we were just trying to help Mort.
our life insurance company refused to pay on her policy.
pha-lumpf-phalumpf or something in the second part.
Well, there's a new procedure that,
oh my god brian i went to a baby sitter last night
Well, then I say, screw the bastards!
♪ If I could find a way... ♪
Peter! You shut your mouth!
No, there isn't.
Okay, well... I'm sorry for your loss,
that will result in compensatory merchandise.
I thought if you do something wrong,
Yeah, let's trim that. I don't know when
That's right, Joyce.
to be screwed over by an insurance company.
Yeah, I get that. Get one free.
This is not smuggling Oriental women into the country in steel cans.
Oh, God, I'm ruined!
with an electrical fire.
From @Jenny94:
Aw, gosh, Mort, I feel terrible about this.
Didn't you bring it outside?