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- It's your birthday? - Yes. Remember, it's the same day as the dog's.
Thank you, Son. Now, do you think you could stop the casual swearing?
Um, I'll field that question.
No, I can't. This is my cause.
Oh, this makes me very angry.
Voodoo priests of Haiti, the Tibetan numerologists of Appalachia...
[Kent Brockman] Tonight on Eyewitness News...
I think there must be one place left for the same explanation to go. I think there must be one place left for the same explanation to go.
only to come back to life.
## [Humming]
- And look at the fine stitching on "Dope." - I'll take two.
There's also this report of a shipment of drugs...
except for Phil, the boom mike operator, who's getting fired tomorrow.
Dad, according to Junior Skeptic Magazine, the chances are a 175 million-to-one...
Then I insert this old videotape of us working...
I kill me.
We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
[Gasps]
Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
[Screams]
Have you been drinking? NO! Well... 10 beers.
GOOD NIGHT, AND KEEP WATCHING THE SKEES!
Worse than the time we were attacked by the flesh-eating virus?
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city...
Uh, I'm happy to answer any questions you have about the alien.
and spend some quality time with the kids.
I saw this in a movie about people who were trying to purge other people.
Oh, Homie. Homie, I'm so sorry I doubted you.
IKE'S WEE WEE
Santa's Little Helper, it's your birthday?
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Hello, children. I bring you love.