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I'm going to visit my sister in Virginia next Wednesday...
I turn to him and I say:
- A cookie! - Can you give him a cookie?
If I meant this Wednesday, I would've said this Wednesday.
Go. Go. She-
He said, "Who's the moron who's got the street all screwed up?"
- How you gonna hold it on there? - Use a belt.
And I think he understands me.
...had paramedics been able to reach him sooner."
Yeah.
Boy these pants are making me concerned
Well, you know, they were going to shoot it today.
I Hear You! I'm Coming Down! These Pretzels Are Making Me Thristy!
"Owen March, prominent author and essayist, suffered a stroke yesterday...
- Would you like insurance? - Yeah, give me the insurance...
What do I do? Help me. Help me.
You left the keys in the car?
Mr. Seinfeld, as it stands right now, you are not covered for that damage...
I don't want to get into a big dispute about the pants.
Do I smell?
Let's put a few cookies in a blender and he could drink it.
Do you believe this?
You just don't know how to store the backups
Whoever wants to move them. What do I care who moves them?
That was it. That was the whole first aid. They sit with you.
He'll be walking around with a limp, because you can't park a few cars.