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I AM GONNA BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THIS THING
my question to you is this: which of of you was the wife???
The best part of being sick is when you're in a relationship.
These pretzels...
- Oh, Lord. - "The commotion also delayed...
...and cleaning a little, and paying your bills.
Moving cars from one side to the other...
It's the week after this Wednesday.
Come on up. Okay, they're here.
Oh, wait a-
If i meant this weekend, i would have said this weekend
We can't shoot, and Woody, he's really mad at you.
Yankee bean. Yankee bean.
Oh, for crying out loud.
Could you go out with a 66-year-old woman?
I mean, I have to talk.
I got an alarm that won't go off.
I'll feel him out.
What Was Wrong with That? I Had a Different Interpretation!
- I'll get the blender. - I don't have a blender.
Okay, what about a cold compress? They always do that.