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I just put whatever in whatever.
JOE: Peter, did you bring a flamethrower?
and then occasionally I'm gonna turn away
(quietly): Fruit Roll-Ups,
Whoa, sorry. Can't let you in there.
Get away! Okay, new house rule.
It's even worse than when Dad sent us to 1940s comedy school.
Why would you think that?
you know you're not allowed to have Fruit Roll-Ups.
If we couldn’t take down Elizabeth, how are we going to fight Ali? Who knows what he’s got defending him? Maybe we can sneak to the lab and get some kind of weapons.
Good evening. Quite a battle brewing--
or I'll disappear like a serial killer in a '90s movie.
unless you serve bread.
¶ Though we never thought that we could lose ¶
I also didn't bring one of them laser guns from Ghostbusters.
Principal Shepherd, we were so surprised to get your call.
That's it, Joe! I challenge you to a duel!
-What? -Yes.
Come on, Stewie, that's not what this is.
Now with the kids showing a complete lack of morals,
You don't work in an office you can steal this from?
What? I come in here all the time.
(sighing)
(stammers) You mean, you're about to be active?
It's a nuisance and a threat to public health!
clever news pun, doesn't really work as I haven't yet mentioned
Also in the 1940s, six million Jews died.
Thank you so much.
So I said, "That shirt looks really good on you,"
Uh, actually, the wood is very dry.
Now get out of here. You're making all my cats angry.
They had the Lost Boys of the Sudan
I got Mayor West!