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--does ask where you've gone, what should I say?
First of all, that's a comparison of quality, not intensity.
You started by asking if I was from Mars because my ass was out of this world.
Snap what?
If you're free Friday, maybe we could have something to eat at my place.
I got the Mars rover stuck in a ditch.
If I knew you were waiting, I would have swallowed that lasagna whole.
- Oh, hey. - Hey.
You dog.
Art direction, costuming, music, sound editing.
But again, if you could let me know about Friday...
Dear God, no.
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock...
Pain and Gain is the standard to which all badness is measured
Anyway, call me. It's Howard.
Son of a bitch.
Leonard, Stephanie, you're alive. It's a miracle.
...Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
- What are negs? - A neg is a negative compliment...
So, what exactly do you want us to do?
Oh, okay. Let's go, friend Leonard.
Howard, didn't you say you worked on the Mars rover?
He loves his mother a lot.
- Are you sure? - Well, have you slept with her yet?
Thank God for plan B.
No one's a scientist like Howard.
Uh, okay. Okay, we'll be right there.
No, there were three other guys with eye patches. It was a fiasco.
she notices the eye patch.
That's a good idea, because there's a bed there, and I'm very, very, very pro-bed.