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I didn't say anything... Go to sleep, crazy lady.
Oh, hello, Janet. Yes. Yes, you know Melinda.
G r e i s t e r t y s a f h I d s s r h I l d g j s q
We now return to "The Communists".
under the moonlight, surrounded by refugees.
the terror
Well, Lois, at least one of us is in the Mile High Club.
- My wife is very ill! - Yes, do you mind?
Whining, insignificant wisp of fluff, she is.
Well, sugar, the bakery just closed.
I got a job for you, baby... right here!
- We weren't doin' what you're thinking. - I was.
It's just a word used by Madison Avenue to sell their skin creams and two-seater cars.
Oh, Cupid, hast thou pierced me with thine sweet, searing arrow?
Uh... If you get a job,
- Aha! Her eyes are green! - Thank you for proving my point.
- Oh, Janet, our future is so bright. - Cookie?
Here's an artist's rendering of what they might look like.
- A quitter never wins, and don't trust whitey. - That's the spirit.
We would have sent you with the others, but we didn't know you were stuck in the toilet.
You sit here, Brad. Stewie's it.
And to exploit your hard labour for free travel.
OK, Act One.
I tell you, Leonard, women are wicked creatures.
She's two weeks younger than you. Just look at that butt. That is a tight butt.
That was great. Look at her, she's still shakin'.
What? Lois, you can't quit. What if Kurt Cobain had quit?
- I said "May I have a blanket?" - Oh, yes. Of course.
Ha! I said "Will you be my wife?" You said yes, so it is official. Let me touch your face.