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I love pleasure.
(Bleep).
Sayonara.
22, you graduate college.
Yeah! Hey, what'd you do?
Drop it, you (Bleep) face, I swear I'll rip...
Can you please come down here?
You are seriously beautiful, like, really, really beautiful.
A guy just ran in here.
I'm a tree, (Bleep) damn it.
I'm proud that I finally finished "Damages," so good.
"Oh, my girlfriend moved out seven weeks ago
Really outside of my comfort level.
throw up your own dick!
and I'm having some, um... (Clearing throat)
They're sisters, they're not twins.
Do the ending, do the climax.
Jesus Christ.
A mangina is when a guy pulls his dick through his legs,
I will...
I just feel like I need to feel more of life's pain.
little pieces.
I'm proud that I finally felt a prostate.
Oh.
Not about the wine, the painkillers,
Really?
Go around, go around! Oh, (Bleep).
How am I going to Bernie you if I'm already dead?
(Horn honking)
My dad said it's never too early, and I agree.
I have a reservation.
But you can't afford me because you don't work.
What do you mean from behind?
Watch out, watch out!
Okay, um, what about next year?
Just do that.
You're like the giving tree in real life.
Are you ready?
just thinking about how they're going to die.
Okay?
First of all, we're not married.
Hold up... you gave me power of attorney?