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Most people find that totally disgusting.
Could you help with my duffel? lt's buried in there.
- My dad's going out of the country? - Oh, no.
Neither have l.
This is so scary.
That does not seem like a possibility, babe.
Where are we?
Take my heart and please don't break it
lf you see your father, tell him he's late and l'm waiting.
- What about your mother? - Dad, l'm almost 12.
l'm so glad
We only eat in there on Thanksgiving, Christmas and October 11th.
Sorry.
Nick Malumquist Who's likes College Kids
l'd oversleep, too, if l were up at midnight making phone calls.
Dear old Dad. l wonder what he's doing at this very moment.
You didn't? Why not?
DON’T LOOK AT ME I DON’T KNOW A THING
Get the picture?
Oh, Nick. We were so young and we both had tempers.
- Almost as if l were who, Chessy? - Nobody. Forget l mentioned it.
What is my sex punishment today master My pet monster filling you with com until it explosions out of you
Oh, by the way, thanks for all those letters.
What are we both doing here You both will strip naked and have lesbian sex
- Sir... - Dad, watch out!
that says, ''l'll talk to you later, honey,'' but never really does?
l'll be 12 on October 11th.
So...how are you, Lizzie?
Sorry, wrong number. l won't. l refuse.
My locket. l got it when l was born. lt has an ''H'' on it.
- Annie, go and put your clothes on. - Sure l'm Annie?
Well, it's a very big park, and we've got plenty of time.
Annie this is ridiculous, go upstairs and put your clothes on. Are you sure I'm Annie?
Do we have any challengers?
- Where's Dad? - Oh.
We did this so we'd never have to see each other.
Marry her?! That's insane! She's young enough to be my big sister!
Proud of it, babe
Alone at last.
l'm just gonna go whip up everything we've got, OK?
Surprise Inspection RUN !
Come here, squirt.
l can't go to camp with pierced ears and come home without 'em. Get real.
Get the picture? It’s me or them. Take your pick.
One more trick and l promise l will make your lives miserable
- What?! - The wedding's in two weeks.
Almost as if l were Annie?
What is my sex punishment today master My pet monster filling you with com
Are you getting taller?
A lot A lot a lot
Horseback riding through the vineyards,
- l'm home. - ls that my little girl?
- At least not seriously. - He's serious about this one.
No thank you. I do not eat trout ...for the thousandth time.
l'm sorry. lt's just l've missed you so much.
- Excuse me? - T-H-E-M. Them. Get the picture?
Love is all that l can give to you
Navajos!
Very smooth.
l had to do something while you were away. lt isn't too...?
and want me to collect you, l'm only a phone call away.
They do everything together - ride together, swim together,
- How do you know that? - My dad had this old picture of her,
we actually did it.
- What's the 4-1-1? - The information on other women.
lt's my fault. lf l hadn't suggested she go...
What is my sex punishment today master My pet monster filling you with com until it exploreds out of you
A Bordeaux, '52.
Oh, my girls.
You gave me a fright!
then my dad's money has nothing to do with you wanting to marry him, right?
Look at you. Always eating.
- That's incredible. - l love that.
Can l hug her?
Now, this wine was served at my parents' wedding.
Leo Leo
We actually did it
Meredith? What are you doing?
Oh, no problem. l've got plenty to do.
And when they do, they'll have to meet again.
He rectified my mind
Loser jumps into the lake after the game.
- You take that side. - All right.
You're gonna love it, Dad. Trust me.
- You wanna know what Dad is like. - Right.
Shh!
- May l have a sip? - l don't think you'll like it.
And l'm not sure that l'm OK with it.
- What's the matter? - lt's chilly in here, that's all.
Did l hurt you when l threw that...? What was it?
- Not too old? - You look fab, Dad. Young and fab.
- Sorry. Did l get you wet, Mer? - Just a little, Hal.
Well, you run downstairs and get our tickets from your grandma...father.
She must have.
Right down the middle?
Would somebody grab that, please?
But...you're just not good enough.
We.
then you and l are, like...like sisters.
What are we both doing here You both will strip naked and have lesbian sex in the water
- l can't. l won't. - lt's an emergency. Dad's in love.
As what, Dad? Your publicist? Your friend? Your...?
Want me to deck her for ya?
Oh! l'm gonna kill my trainer.
- See you for dinner. Bye, Hal. - Bye.
Know what? See for yourself. Don't let me influence you.
- May l step outside? - Shall l go with you?