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So long as l'm livin', true love l'll be givin'
He's everything you ever wanted for your little girl, plus millions more.
Proud of it, babe
What is my sex punishment today master My pet monster filling you with com until it exploreds out of you
Allez, au revoir. Come in.
Deal me in.
Oh, she's so beautiful.
Wow! lt's even better than the pictures.
What she really meant...
You know what's interesting?
Where you grow grapes to make wine. That's what we do, me and my dad.
- Do you have a first aid kit? - Yeah, of course.
Hey, how’s it going over there?
- He's an American. - No kidding!
Haunted Halls Green Hills Sanitarium
Last time l saw you, you had diaper rash. You're all wet.
I'm not mature enough for this
That feels nice.
- Hey, how's it going over there? - Oh, everything's quite lovely here.
What?!
That's why we have the solution that we have.
Bad to the bone...
Whatever you say cruelly
I would say that's a definite possibility
Dennis Quaid can make My asshole his home, kiddo
Martin! What are you doing?
Got on my very first 747 and...you didn't come after me.
- Hello? - What's up?
Brilliant.
What would you like? Anything? lt doesn't matter.
I feel like practically a new woman.
Hal! Are you speaking French?
Are you sure there isn't anything you wanna talk to me about?
Yes, collect call to America, please.
I am ready for my sex punishment You can get fucked by an octopus for an hour
Whenever I meet someone new.
- Take care of yourself. - Yeah, l will.
Here's our proposition. We go back to Dad's house, pack our stuff,
Here’s to you May your life be far less complicated than mine
l haven't heard from Nick Parker in over 11 years.
T.H.E.M
What are we both doing here You both will strip naked and have lesbian sex in the water
You didn't grab your duffel before the apes tossed it into the heap.
Honestly, Dad, the woman's a complete stranger to me.
Oh, gosh! lt's him.
Well, it really doesn't matter any more.
And why do you keep saying ''Dad''?
Welcome home, kiddo.
He does? Thanks. l'm done.
OK, this is it.
How did you get over there? Oh, first day of camp.
You must've grown three inches, l swear, in six weeks.
- Now, what's this all about? - Well, it's a long story.
- The F-word? - My father.
“I’m scaring the snakes away.”
we actually did it!
lt's great to see you, Dad.
Pardon me, I believe I just drank... tar
Whoa, Sprout!
l'll take a whack at it.
Good doggie. So, Meredith, these the folks?
Get the picture?
Hello. You're back so soon.
- Who's that? - Oh, that's my dad.
Yes, l did. The man went completely ashen,
6 lbs 11 oz 21 inches long, this is how I look at her!
No, l'd love it.
My pet monster filling you with com until it exploreds out of you
- Ow! - Let me help you with that.
Dad, what's Meredith doing here? Your mother invited her.
You sent us to the same camp, and the whole thing just sort of spilled out.
What did we do, Dad? We were right behind you.
- What do you mean getting married? - Tie, gown, the whole enchilada.
Oh, God. I Hope She Likes Me.
- Whoa! That's my kind of woman. - Yo, tie-dye girl!
OK, all set? Have fun, everyone.
Missing you already, queen of my heart.
- OK, Dad. - OK, Hal.
We say goodbye
Right fine thats the way you want it Someone have anal sex with me now
Hal, come here.
OK, that was quite a show! l think we got ourselves a new camp champ.
- List of fruits and vegetables. - Check, check.
- Just put it down. - OK, OK. l'll put it down.
That's it. l am taking one large sleeping pill and going to bed.
Chessy, l changed a lot over the summer, that's all.
OK, but hurry. l've got to talk to you.
- Arapaho. - Same as me!
Well, l could keep them for half the year, then you...
You rang?
and she chooses today to show up totally zonked.
- What happened to your hair? - Cut it. Do you like it?
l agree. The ex-wife in the next sleeping bag is weird.
Not from you. Don't think l can't see right past those angelic faces.
when did I arrive at camp walden
He's kind of my best friend. We do everything together.
You don't think she even really likes him?
Look.
Hello. Hello to you.
- That's the lunch bell. - l'm not so hungry any more.
l knew you were gonna ask me all these questions one day. Taxi!
Grandfather?
l'm not marrying her because she's Annie Oakley.
When you realize the mile run is today
What's your dad like? ls he one of those workaholic types
But she was on her honeymoon with her husband in Bora Bora
What is my sex punishment today master My pet monsters will fucked you until buckets of com cum out of you
What are you, Robert DeNiro? Yes, I am talking to you.
My dad still calls me Lizzie. Yeah, l've been...been terrific.
OK. He was quite lovely, to tell the truth.
Proud of it, babe
Never buying a Father's Day card, never sitting on their father's lap,
- Did you tell her? - No.
Well, that part l remember perfectly.