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Are you eating my peanut butter out of the jar with your disgusting fingers?
I want you to tell this young man to give me a call.
My father had a standard defense for either one of these.
Believe me, they're all crooks.
how could anyone not like her?
Ma, this may be hard for you to understand...
Yeah, yeah.
We're lucky they're even interested in the idea in the first place.
Why did you tell this guy that Kramer didn't invite him to his party?
- George? - Svenjolly.
- Here you go. - What, cigars?
- Next week. - Next week?
Leave it. What about your back?
I think your...
Well, no...
Well, George is an idiot. Well, George...
So when do I get to see the doctor?
- You think so? - Federal Express? Of course.
MY PENIS IS GONE! MY PENIS IS GONE!
- Stop it. - I have money. I make money.
Fine.
Well, I was just telling you about this other guy.
Because she puts up a stink every time I have a piece of meat.
- I know, it seems impossible. - Doesn't...
What's the matter with this Davola guy?
I said, how come it's taking so long?
Over my dead body, Jerry. I'm telling you right now...
It was always, That's because you're looking at it from an angle.
Why did you leave your wallet in your pants?
Is that his first name or his last name?