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Hi, Mom. How are you?
Coming right up.
...to put a man on the moon.
- Who is it? - Your mother.
It's a sports metaphor.
I like hanging out but I'm not gonna apologize for something I didn't do.
Judge's ruling?
- Penny, can I talk to you for a minute? - Uh-huh.
Wait a minute.
I went to get them, they were gone.
Pause it. That's it. Confirmed.
Yeah, well, your Ken can kiss my Barbie.
Yes, we're here to fix the cable.
European style.
Compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings.
...you can contact the phone company, set up your own Wi-Fi and pay for it...
Saturday night.
Oh, no, no, no. It is on.
The entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure...
- Why? - Well, you have three strikes.
- Hi. - Hi.
Metaphorically.