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- Peter, calm down. He's just your father. - Yeah, but I love him.
It was just a bunch of sheep, singing songs and listening to ridiculous tall tales.
who ascended the stairs with his basketball in Season One
Okay.
What I saw today wasn't religion.
when Bob has to play Santa Claus.
Look, Francis. I don't like you and you don't like me.
Well, as soon as I figure out where I am, you're dead, Brian!
Okay, okay, ready? Here goes.
Mr. And Mrs. Griffin, I've examined your son
Hey, I'm gonna eat you all. I'm gonna eat that hairy leg.
My God, you mean like John Travolta in that movie?
about cheating on your wife with that Filipino drag queen.
Hah! You tell him. - Why? I agree with you.
Let us pause to reflect on the sacred mystery
- to find my religion. - Yes. Real religion.
Dad, tell us about World War I and how America defeated Kaiser Permanente.
Hey, gay-bo, I'm up here. Up here.
even when there's no food in there.
You think she'd do him now?
If we get Stewie baptized, you and all other old people have to acknowledge
This is church, Francis, a new church, created by a man who was brave enough
Oh, that's very Christian.
Then, a sniper's bullet threatens a partnership
Could there be anyone stupider than me?