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Ew.
He is not the official town crier! Police, do something!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
General Washington?
Hello. Town Jubilation Committee?
dead-white-male bashing from a P.C. thug.
Well, of course you can, you little pixie.
- Hi, Mr. Hurlbut. - Oh, you're back.
By the power vested in me, I hereby strip you of your ceremonial bell-
Oh, it's just the excitement of studying Jebediah.
The dastard!
Their destination: New Sodom.
Oh, you're in for a treat.
he was great.
razzing my entire career- my-my life.
than an evil bloodthirsty pirate who hated this town.
May your shrill, nasal voice ring throughout our streets and brains.
Well, if you kids believe in me that much, I'll give it my best shot.
Yes, but human decency prevents-
I mean, I- I couldn't. You-You can't-
- That's because you stole it! - That's a lie!