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Have you considered your intelligence might be causing your dilemma?
Congratulations, pizza night will now be at your apartment. Order one.
...in the Star Trek episode, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield"?
All right. Based on a cursory reading, it doesn't look like...
I trained Ricky to smoke. I can train him to shoot a dart.
Computer, this is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
I've written a new and improved roommate agreement...
My point is, he would not meekly surrender to the rules...
Good question, Howard.
Moot. Rendered unimportant by recent events.
It's talc.
...on black holes. - Ha-ha-ha.
Do you remember what happened to the alien...
I think I can handle it.
...to ensure an adequate supply of hot water."
No, of course not.
...the accused did knowingly and with malice aforethought...
I can't hear you. I'm in the shower.
No.
It requires 34 facial muscles and 112 postural muscles.
Good morning, Amy.
That's too many S's for kissing.
I'm nothing if not adaptable.