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- Maybe if you loosened my chains? - We tried that, remember, honey?
The recipient declines to be interviewed for safety reasons,
I can't believe I'm missing Ronnie's party for this.
- You're gonna be my first champion. - Oh, play that sad walking-away song
Aah!
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Now I know how Barbra Streisand felt the day she married James Brolin.
That's not fair!
- Congratulations, Lois. - For what?
Peter, that's it!
I'm sick of comin' in second to that awful Alexis Radcliffe.
I've found it! I've found the last scroll!
Because you touch yourself at night.
Oh, Lois, thank God it's you. The last three houses I went to were very rude.
Every year, she wins and rubs it in my face.
- Peter, I stayed at my mother's that night. - Oh.
Take a drink and you'll sink
Did you hear? It's over! Somebody found the last scroll!
Uh. Not talking to myself.
You're good enough to tackle a Beethoven sonata!
MY CEREAL DOES NOT CUT THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH
I need another pitcher over here.
far be it from me to call you a liar
Keep playin'. Keep playin'!
Go on, buds, drink my suds
Oh, Peter, we're not goin' to a high-school party.
Oh, Peter, stop. Try to stay focused.
Zac how come your team sucks? I just don't know anymore
Or to Chumbawamba gobbledy-glue!
This one is for Peter Griffin and Tony Randall.
Two more dead from alcohol poisoning. Hm.
Ladies and gentlemen, in his first public appearance ever,