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#A weema-way A weema-way #
You can’t retire “the struggle is real” That’s half my act!
I said, "It-" Oh.
Hey, we just took care of that dangerous melon that was threatening our garden.
# At a beauty contest #
Someone's in the Kitchen with Jesus.
Do you have any friends or family you can stay with?
Fire in the hole!
Maybe so. But Dawson's gonna be bummed.
- Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit you? - I ain't sayin' nothin'.
All right!
It's Mom!
- All right. Fair enough. - Class act.
- uh-huh , uh-huh that's very nice. - don't you know who I am ?
- This is a ukulele. - Yeah, the thinking man's violin. Check it out.
Okay, kid, there's the water. Knock yourself out.
Oh, don't worry. You'll be sleeping in this beautiful new doghouse.
# I want to go back to my little grass shack in Kealakekua, Hawaii #
Oh, yeah? You didn't blow up Maggie's room.
# She's the kindjust couldn't lose She ain't lost one yet ##
is the B-2 bomber more detectable when it rains?
Anyhoo, the key to fathering is don't overthink, because overthinking is, um-
Please, children, scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again about the scooching.
forever bound to suckle from the shriveled breast of Congress.
Shh.