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Wait, what is this?
(children clamoring outside)
Is Christmas really so awful?
So why don't you head outside to your family?
♪ To Bethlehem ♪
we should really be looking at?
A scrotal massage?
Okay, everyone, time to leave for the traditional
you fat bastard.
'cause I'd be all like... (growling)
and I just saw a commercial!
Yes, pretty big. Three bedrooms. Hardwood floors.
What is your favorite color?
Yo
Ah, I wish someone was here to try to take this from me,
And I said, "Oh, no. What's wrong?" And he said,
‐(horn honks) ‐(gasps)
No, go ahead. I'm listening.
♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪
"I just want to say that Rupert was the aggressor.
We now take you to a live news conference at City Hall!
and I said, "Yeah? Maybe I think she's hot."
‐They've all been M&M'S. ‐You don't know that!
"Spirit Airlines parking lit."
‐What do you say? ‐Uh, yeah.
my mother's maiden name.
Please come in, I'm the man from the couch.
Quagmire, many parts of the world are
in a Kroger bag and passing them out at the tree lighting.
‐McGruff? McGruff? ‐Or even by people they know.
‐you know, the singing. ‐(imitates buzzer)
Now where can I hide an old, banged‐up car
I've still not learned who stole
Yes, I did get a new phone case.
One of his better nights. The guy's a pro.
and togetherness and the Hallmark Channel,
Wow, Meg really is dark and different.
What kind of name is Blitzen anyway, what is that?
anchor Edgar Chavez, alone in the studio
Now, then, can I speak to your dog who hates Christmas?