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- Mr. Costanza? - Yeah?
If they don't like the job, they don't like the guy.
So fine, I figure, that's where this relationship is finally gonna settle.
I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.
You gotta go to my chiropractor. He's the best.
...he takes it back. - I don't return fruit.
What's wrong?
I saw his act..
You're his friend.
The littler waiting room.
Then the cursing started.
And I'll go, Oh, hi, Sarah
Great.
Are you kidding? Are they gonna really do that to him?
Do they scalp tickets to these things?
Well, is it good?
Have you reread those books yet, by the way?
I don't know why you don't go to Joe's.
You're a cashier!
Yes I am. So much fluff.
My little airplane lamp.
Yes, I know I have the wrong number. I want to know if I dialled wrong or...
She's very sexy.
She squeezed it out of me.
I saw your act.
Please. It doesn't look good. Boy, boy, girl.
See? Never as bad as you imagine.
But eventually, you have to come back with:
I did it! It's over.
I'm in development, research, consulting.
I get to the top of the wall, the front door...
...and we just went into these little sort of nods of recognition.
I'm sorry, Jerry. I just don't think this is gonna work.
I'd be right back where I started from.
- You're kidding. - No, I don't care.