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I'll take your money, but I won't look you in the eye.
Don't worry, folks. Our master chef is stirring up a fresh batch.
- You called? - You misheard.
You know, for a bartender-bookie, you're awfully judgmental.
Dad, did you come into some money we don't know about?
Cruciverbalists from far and wide have gathered here
Not anymore!
"Bart": "San Francisco people mover."
Lisa, sweetie, please look at your Daddy.
Dad, I could actually win this thing!
I don't care if it's 45 cents, I don't want it.
Mr. Teddy, can you ask Lisa if she's mad?
Hey, Bouvier was Jackie Kennedy's maiden name.
Homer, that was amazing.
I'll buy you a beer.
And these days, betting in a bar is safer than any stock,
TODAY: CROSSWORD CHAMPIONSHIPS
you just gotta do something even nicer to win her back.
Gee, compared to you, my life is one big half-day