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Potatoes are clean. The poison must be in the steak.
Hmm. Still half an hour till dinner.
Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill!
Homer!
And I ordered the double-dakka but they gave me the double-double-double- dakka
Crap on a crust!
They're milking rats.
That's not the point. And another thing-
As you can see, you stand to save up to 1 7 cents a month over the more dependable providers.
You stupid nerds! He's trying to save you money on long distance.
I asked you to take out the garbage three days ago, and you still haven't-
So, how'd you get the nickname ''Legs''?
- All right, all right. I promise. - Shake on it.
All right, pull me up.
Not to your family. Not to your country. Not to ''Moo-hammad.''
I am not so much disappointed as I am blinded with rage.
I checked with the doctor. He said Mayor Quimby's gonna be fine...
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who is before the cat?
till you paid your tab, or at least cleaned up that mess you made in the bathroom...
D'oh!
Like hell it has. If anybody's gonna play Obi, it's me.
Gentlemen, if you would simply consult my dear friend Mayor Quimby...
Well, the good children of Springfield need their milk, and I need my-
- Give me that knife. - No, it's mine.
- His corpse is climbing the building. - I'm alive, you idiot.
Oh, I get it. You're worried about those mobsters, aren't ya?
and many more.
Oh, wait. Here it is.
Freeze, goombahs.
These melons represent your protectees.
Run free, little vermin. The city is yours.
Please. I am only here as a devotee of the lively arts.
Silence, you nickel-plated nitwit!
How was I supposed to know it's not a real spaceship?
Homer Simpson, nerd-buster, and I'm gettin' you out of here.
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But the gangsters will kill me.
- I'll tell you who. Him! - Whoo-hoo!
- This will not stand. - Pardon me, but I wish to tender a serious cash offer...
Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on. - Don't try to change me, baby.
You're forgetting. You've got the best bodyguard in the business.