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Well, I gotta go back there and try again.
Oh, man.
- Happy? Why should I be happy? - I don't know.
I don't think George has ever thought he's better than anybody.
Oh, no. It is. Just be still.
Well, behind every joke there's some truth.
Oh, yes.
...so you feel like half the work is done already.
Because you was obviously talking to one of us.
Why do they do that in front of people?
All right, Schmoopies, what's it gonna be?
And voilà!
It's discrimination.
I had to listen to a discussion on which one is actually called Schmoopie.
It's Sunday. There's no moving on Sunday.
Hard to believe.
Well, what about that Bavarian cream pie joke?
- No, we gotta go to the soup place. - What soup place?
I have an armoire in my basement.
- What? - Come back, one year!
We got 61 st and 3rd or 84th and Broadway.
- No, Elaine. - Hey, I got it.
The Soap Nazi gave it to you? Why?
Well, we'll see what happens to you.
What does it look like we're doing? We're taking this.
Hey, what is this, huh?
Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?
Sheila!
- Pick it up from the bottom. - Wait, what are you doing?
Guy who runs the place is a little temperamental.
- You reneged. - All I did was shake your hand.
...than with the Soup Nazi.
You heard him. Get out.
He's engaged to be married.
I don't want soup.