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And, uh, a little slice of cheesecake. Uh, creme brulee...
you miss me already? I've been gone, what- 10 minutes
- I think it's the North Pole. - The stars that dot
Ridiculous or not, Scott, for Charlie, this isn't some dream.
Oh, my God.
That's right, because Charlie thinks that this whole thing actually happened.
Thejoy that comes with Christmas cheer
May I speak please. I am in charge here.
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How do you get in without a fireplace?
Okay, now, we've got Santa. He's up in the North Pole.
I'm terrific! I'm helping the elves build a new sleigh.
Yuletide Legends Frozen Hearts
And that's when I stopped believing.
- To town - But I have to go to the bathroom.
#platedforfourgetsinteresting
So when you put on the suit, you fell subject to the Santa Clause.
- Go down the chimney. - Down the chimney?
SO, DID I MISS ANYTHING?
Look, I am not Santa Claus! Ahh!
What about the reindeer? These are Santa's reindeer, aren't they?
Drive safe. Thanks very much.
Okay, Calvin. Maybe a couple of hours in the tank will change your mind.
And I am just about this close to taking all those presents back up the chimney with me.
I think it's safe to say you're taking this Santa thing to an unhealthy level.
- Calvin. - You don't believe in Santa, do ya?
Honey, I'm sure Charlie's fine.
- Whoa! - He's naked somewhere.
- Scott Calvin. - Follow me.
BUT IF SANTA'S SO FAT, HOW DID HE GET DOWN THE CHIMNEYS?
Charlie, I already told ya. We did not go to the North Pole.
Lookin' good, Dad.
You like osso buco charlie?
Look, i-if it bothers you, you can dye it, and you should diet!
Not my fault
Pretty cool, huh?
You're fatter this year.
Go hand in hand Calling in the town
Hey, does this look like home to you guys?
- We don't drink coffee. - Then I guess the break is over!
They're like the bears at the North Pole, Dad.
You know, y-you should s-see a doctor, a shrink, a dietician, anything.
Oh, no, uh, your pulse is great. I...
It was a dream. Come on!
Oh!
with silver specks on their cheeks?
There’s no such thing as a “Joey.”
- Hold on now. - Wait a minute. Wait, I'm not done.
It's okay. I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s.
We’re getting Disney Plus now. Merry Christmas.
Here are your pyjamas. I'll be right back.
- That's ridiculous. I didn't put on the suit just to... - Try to understand this!
Good night, Charlie.
That is exactly why you want a high-quality fire extinguisher right in the kitchen.
Okay. Okay.
Microphone's in here. It connects you directly to Judy.
I'm picking up my daughter from school , you wouldn't believe she texted me a message .
Last night, Dad and me went with the flying reindeer.
Sometimes boxer shorts. You know.
Oh, this thing. You never know where it's been.
You ever see a million dollars?
You were just denying your inner child.
- You'll know. - What if I don't want to do this?
- Oh, Charlie. I missed you, honey. - Mom, I'm fine. It's okay.
Just like me.
Santa?
i want spider-man spread eagle! i want spider-man on my bed! i want spider-man on my bed by tomorrow! i want spider-man crinkling his big feet at the camera!
HE'S SMART. HE'S A DOCTOR. HE'S NOT A DOCTOR. HE'S A PSYCHIATRIST.
Not just because of them. There's school.
How can one man in one night...
Well, if that's how you feel, Charlie.
Right, Dad?
And I want you to come and see Charlie as often as you can.
- I don't know. - What do you mean you don't know?
Kind of like Neal. And who gave you permission to tell Charlie there's no Santa Claus?
Nice teeth
Give me my money! Give me my money! Gggggiveeeeee me my mmmmmoneyyyyyy! Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what?
Look, my back's killin' me. Have you ever tried to shove a sea kayak down a chimney?
Uh, I, I, I don’t have a menu
You know , she's in love with Korean boy as her boyfriend ?
This is nice.
- It is the earth - What's that?
- Okay! - Come on. It's Christmas morning.
No. You gotta put the suit on first.
You should see all the neat toys.
Hark, carol bells, sweet silver bells All seem to sing throw cares away
- Why's that? - I'm talking to an elf.
Oh, yeah. This from the guy responsible for the Do-It-All-For-You-Dolly.
I miss you too much.
pending a hearing after the first of the year.
- You better not pout I'm tellin' you why - Come on, Dancer. Come on, Prancer.
WITH OUT YOU CHARLIE? YOU COULDNUNT
Mary! She's falling down while flying at the Banks' house!
Honey, you go wait in the car for a minute, okay? I'll be right there.
- I'll just take the next train. - Dad, come on!
I promise I'll take real good care of it.
The love that comes with Christmas day
- How come you don't have a beard? - Because I shaved!
I want some ballet slippers.
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