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You were three?
- Don't touch anything! - It's great!
Ooh, it's cold.
Over here, Steve! I'm open!
Thank you.
No, stupid, the elves do!
Some big chemical fire. All my clothes, poof, gone.
He's a fake! Stop those children! Where the fuck are you going now? Where the fuck are you going?
Riley Ford
Democrats
Untie me! I mean it!
But what do I do if I fall off a roof?
You mean I can go?
What? Something's wrong with the scale.
Even if there was, d-didn't you notice there's no chimney?
Oh, come on, Laura. Don't you remember when you stopped believing in Santa Claus?
Plain milk's fine.
Mm-hmm!
COFFEE. DECAF.
if you got ill, heaven forbid. your doctor would be a college graduate. or say if you got sued for selling a faulty car, the lawyer who defended you would've gone to college too.
Hold on.
When you just read a book and a magazine
- Merry Christmas. - See you next year.
You know you're Scott Calvin. So let's make this simple.
Great.
I READ HIM A BOOK.
It happens. And with that body, you should be thankful you have hair.
Did not. And he's not Santa.
I can't. That thing's empty.
Fat boy??
God. Your... Your weight.
Hmm.
What?
a gift.
Can I see you outside a minute?
Well, Neil’s head comes to a point.
.
- Yeah, but you're never around, are you, Scott? - Oh, oh, please.
- You know, where they make all the toys? - Gee, thanks for...
- I'm not comin' back here on Thanksgiving. - I'll ship the list to your house.
No thank you, Judy
Bee sting. Evidently I'm allergic.
Look. Look over there. There's a canoe. Aha, it's true.
All right. Mornin', fellas.
I thinki it's safe to say you've taken this thing to an unhealthy level
- Now, hop out of there, please. - I don't wanna go.
- I'm fine, Mom. - Are you okay? Look at me.
You have got to be kidding! Come on!
- Can you hear me? - Though the night seems long and dark
Charlie, I thought I told you to stay in the sleigh.
How do you know that? How? You don't have any proof.
Wait a minute! No way! No way Santa's goin' anywhere without his sleigh.
Bradley, you’re wrong
Stung by a bee Connor? It was a big bee...
- Really? - But I don't finish all the milk.
Merry, merry, merry merry Christmas
- You! You! Take that! Come on! Come on! - Stay away from the truck.
- Lies soft and still - Hey, buddy!
Plain jizz is fine
- You're not supposed to be here. - Don't make me beat you up, Neal.
Excuse me, Comet.
I need a routine So gimme all your lovin'
- be nice with han seo yeon . - I will .
now, would you, Santa?
Charlie, look at the clouds over here. Aren't they pret...
And they're... They all... They all believe in me. They're countin' on me, Charlie. And I...
You smell like cookies. And you smell like wet diapers
- These kids lined up all by themselves. - Scott,
But what happens if i fall off the roof!?
Come on, listen. There's... There's a lot of kids out there.
Oh, wait. Don't go yet. I have something for you. I...
In all seriousness, um, here at B&R Toys,
It's just a little thing. The elves.
Now I've got the suit on. How am I supposed to know what to leave?
Are you having a heart attack? I know CPR.
... with its own built-in turkey timer.