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Distressed? I'm way past distressed.
It's Santa's job, but Santa fell off a roof, your roof.
Look, I am lactose intolerant.
I was Charlie's age, I guess, I...
- You forgot the sash. - You're right.
The Christmas bells will bring you home
Oh, I got dozens of presents.
Easy, Rudolph.
Guys, guys, I got a lot of work to do. This is a big mistake, really.
May I speak, please? I am a doctor.
I've gained 45 pounds in a week!
I'm not Mooshroom! I've had a rough night. There's been dogs barkin', guns goin' off.
"With a miniature sleigh and St. Nich... and Prancer and Dancer...
Merry, merry, merry merry Christmas
- Think of all those kids. - The only kid I'm thinkin' about is you.
- What about the elves? - They look so funny.
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Look, you're a nice little elf.
The Night Before Christmas, folks. Come on!
What? No. Oh, Charlie came home from school the other day in tears,
But you do believe in Santa, right, Dad?
- Horns. - Antlers.
It...
There's a...
How did you know the other guy was gone?
He turns into Jell-O and...
Bernard. Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?
All right.
- What list? - Come on, now. The list.
Rollin' Keep those reindeer rollin'
There's gotta be left mistake. Clean up!
Okay, now, remember. This is just a storyboard.
"From Comet, To Santa." Did you make the card?
Look here, Dad. "The Rose Suchak Ladder Company."
I mean, this is fabulous.
Take it easy on her, will ya? Who are you?
listen santa you are not normal
all I gotta do is push you off a roof?
Second place's fine
He knows when you're awake
You miss me already? I've only been gone, what? 10 minutes?
Lash out Irrationally
Plain Milks Fine
It's reversible
Well, if you can't be father of the year, why not be Father Christmas, huh?
When it's Christmas but you still got papers to grade *screams internally*
You'll be fine. Ah, merry Christmas, Charlie. I love you.
- Can we continue here? - Okay.
What if I don't buy into this Santa Clause thing? What if I choose not to believe it?
Excuse me. Are we on a coffee break?
It's not a ladder. I said, "arose such a clatter."
You have 11 months to get your affairs in order, and you're due back here Thanksgiving.
No, that's not what I'm talkin' about. Charlie, hold on a second.
- Charlie, what are you talkin' about? - You know, "it came a big noise."
- See? I gotta go. Here. - Oh, come on. Come on.
they're little people
Those flames were really big, Dad.
Huh. Fabulous ball.
you are not Santa Claus.
Of course there's a list.
The
He sees you when you're sleeping
Oh, wow!
- Bye. - Scott!
- Well, Charlie, I guess I... I better go. - I'll get my stuff.
jumping up and down on his bed wearing a red hat and galoshes.
- What's that? - What's what?
Untie...
Ha! Morning, Mrs McGloin. Mary Catherine.
29 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!
Not too hot, extra chocolate, shaken, not stirred.
Radar-jamming jingle bells, snow screen,
Who's that fat guy wears red suit in the portrait ?
- Wow. - And most important of all, your hat.
Is that a polar bear directin' traffic down there?
When I wake up, I'm gettin' a CAT scan!
Me about LG
You know what we're gonna do is we're gonna get outta here,
All right. Got my boots.
Charlie, you're wrong.
- I read him a book. - What book?
That's so weird, 'cause I know when I did... that...
We're looking for Santa Claus.
Well, weight can fluctuate from year to year.
I guess we know who's the teacher's pet.
You’re Grounded Grounded Grounded For 10000 Years Go To Your Fucking Room Right Now
Oh, Great Take Care
All the files lost pdm
Gimme all your lovin' Don't let up until we're through
- Do you wanna go for a quick ride? - Yeah!
- Hi there. - Hi. I got a delivery for S.C.
- Oh, you mean like a secret. - Yes. Like a secret. Let's keep it a secret.
- Just gone to sleep - I don't know.
- Sit back. - Hear our voices fill the air
Like, where are you gonna get more sweaters after the circus pulls outta town?
...
- You are. - No, no, no. Uh...
Not now, Charlie. I want you to sit here, and I want you to stay right there.
You read the card, you put on the suit. That clearly falls under the Santa Clause.