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HOW COULD I HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU CHARLIE? YOU COULDNUNT
- But then this is Scott we're talking about and I... - Laura, the point.
Christmas came. No wienie whistle.
- Freeze! - What the...
What?
harry i won! i won! i hit the double bingo! wahhhhhhh! come on i'm taking you all to Cafe Le Ritz! t. i took you to The Flipper. The Flipper? i don't remember going to the flipper it was that comb you found that comb in the boulabiaisse. oh yeah-- i like that joint!
And, you know Neal. Well, he sat him down and...
George we'll just put Marley in bed and check her tempreture George we'll just get and hangover and not argue with Marley
Well, perhaps this is a good time to bring up the psychiatrist.
- So now you're Santa, okay? - A question.
we're not just about makin' a profit in quality toys.
- No, Charlie. No, no, no. - No! No, wait, Charlie.
Whatever. Their, uh, antlers give them...
We are very concerned about this.
- Just like the poem. - Just like the poem?
- Have you ever seen a reindeer fly? - Yes.
I've gained 45 pounds in a week!
Up there! Do you see it? Hey, do you see it?
"BEE STING. EVIDENTLY I'M ALLERGIC" (WHAT I LOOK LIKE AFTER ALL OF THE HOLIDAY FOOD
Kriss Kringle.
Now... grab hold of my hand.
Christmas morning came and...
Charlie!
Look, you put a "P" next to the kids who are nice and a "C" next to the naughty ones.
No, he's not. He's a psychiatrist.
I’m in big trouble
But to... to take away his visitation rights.
What about this? Remember all the neat stuff inside?
He told him that there was a Santa Claus.
Reindeer up on the roof. Santa suit layin' on the ground.
To wish you now and all the year
Okay, hmm?
It just... sort of grows out of them.
I don't even wear pyjamas! Normally I sleep naked. Buck naked. Ha!
Hold it! Hold... Oh! Hold it!
- You S. C? - Scott Calvin, that's me.
Alexa!
Which is why they'll probably get lumps of coal in their stockings.
I'll have a salad and iced tea and dressing on the side.
Audrey Last Summer “They all look like they’ve got key lime disease”
You know, I knew it. I knew that... that something was going on. I just... I...
- We were so worried about you. Look at you. - Mom, put me down. Stop kissing me!
How it be after the holidays
But here is our preliminary...
Now, this year Santa's not goin' out in a sleigh.
- Come on, Charlie, we're going home. - But we just started.
They're supposed to look funny. They're elves.
"I hope the guy that lives here is a TAILOR!"
- W-What? - I heard a clatter.
Boy, I really wanted a "Mystery Date" game.
Sorry, um, the dry cleaner in my neighborhood went up in smoke.
Denial. You don't even know what that means.
Super Bargain's 12 Day Cocktail Advent Calendar
Just... Just a quick one.
Seeing isn't believing; believing is seeing.
It's, um... Well, it's...
We're a family.
Okay, okay, so maybe I'm having second thoughts, kind of. I just...
- Miracle On 34th Street, starring Natalie Wood and... - To hear sleigh bells in the snow...
Im in big trouble!
Oh, there's the problem right there.
Oh, wait. Wait. Judy was the name of the waitress at the restaurant last night.
What happens When the Dolphins win
- 1200 years? - That's right.
Pearson Home Incoming
- Charlie? - Charlie. - Oh, my God, Charlie.
Ah, just kidding. Okay, up with the shirt.
I don't have a lot of time.
- Bye, dudes! - Scott.
Ho!
- Hey! - He's my ex-husband, and he's already up the chimney.
I wrote Santa a letter every week that year.
I was joking, okay? I'm sorry. I was just kiddin' around.
No, I think I'm going to go into the family business.
Nothing. It's just... I had this really strange dream.
Me in stat
You bet I did.
Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.
He's not a doctor He's a psychiatrist
Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did...
Once I figure out who ya are, I'll... I'll give you a lift back to the mall.
Oh, oh, look, Judy. Look. Look over there.
- Thanks. - But this is a dream.
Something's wrong with the mirror.
No. Of course you don't.
Elves with attitude.
Merry Christmas.
- Here. - The Santa Claus?
Sorry, um, the dry cleaner in my neighbourhood went up in smoke.
We shared a bowl of sugar; did some shots of brown liquor;