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Please, Mom.
Well, it could be a hormonal imbalance.
Dong
hey, did we make this?
When it's Christmas but you've still got papers to grade *screams internally*
Scott! Oh, grow up.
Thank you, Charlie. Thank you.
is shake it whenever you want to see your dad.
...
- Dad? - What is it, Charlie?
- Do you have any concept of how dangerous this is to a little boy? - Whoa.
Well, then, there is your problem. Just try to cut back on the sweets, okay?
They all look like they have key lime disease
that will nurture a child's creative thinking.
Of course you are, Dad. How can you say that?
- All right. - Thanks. I'll get your packages.
Gary, nice.
before you went to bed Christmas Eve?
I'm dreaming
Well, I hope you're happy, Comet. Hope you're happy.
If Trumo become president
Honey, the man is delusional.
Aren't they wonderful?
- He's smart. He's a doctor. - He's not a doctor. He's a psychiatrist.
- Thank you, Charlie. - My dad is Santa Claus.
Reindeer on the roof. That is hard to explain.
- W-Who's the head elf? - You are.
Can I ask Dad to go first?
On we will sing, dawn with a hymn Angel will come to every home
And you have to lose weight , to get rid of blood sugar.
because this whole thing is stupid.
Who... Who are these other kids?
Because of Mom and Neal.
Merry, merry, merry merry Christmas
m m
When your students try to come up with Convincing excuses
Santa uses reindeer to fly because that's how he has to get around.
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You can count on it. Thanks, Laura.
- Okay, stand back, folks. Give us some room. - I'm scared, Dad.
- And Charlie? - Yeah?
It's done.
You officers really gave me a start. Merry Christmas, guys.
From everywhere, filling the air Oh, how they pound, raising the sound
How come your clothes are so baggy?
It's so much for cutting back with those sweets , okay ?.
Three car pile-up. I'm really gonna be late.
responsible for our record-breaking sales,
... 15 in the morning. It's gonna be a beautiful day.
Scott, I... I really have to tell you that this is beginning to scare me.
Ah, listen to me.
On we will sing, dawn with a hymn Angel will come to every home
I think it’s safe to say you’re taking this drunk golf thing to an unhealthy level
Hey Hey
Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi.
It wasn't her fault , that top model is electrocuted, he's not dead ?
- You ready to go, sport? - You betcha, Dad. - Gimme all your lovin'
I've come to a very difficult decision.
- Name? - Pere Noel.
- Who? - Up in the North Pole.
Chicken is fine
He would if he's tryin' to sell the Total Tank.
- Uh... - Of course, it's up to your mom.
What's all this boo-hooing goin' on here? Hey, how ya doin'?
Fine print
Let Him Go! Let Santa Go!
Let's take a listen to the old ticker. Whoa. Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, this one's not gonna be easy to find.
Neal doesn't believe in Santa.
Well, Neal's head comes to a point.
Laura, I was hopin' to catch you before you'd left your house.
Well, you are. I know what happened.
Hey, Neal. Howdy, sport.
$600 is fine.
Uh, Larry, take Charlie here and get him some chow.
Charlie!
No!
- Hiya, sport. - Bernard, can I go? Please, can I go, Bernard?
Charlie, if, uh...
Uh, pasta and tomatoes, uh, and very light on the oil. Can you do that?
Not my fault
ho ho ho merry christmas
haha nope
- I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay! - Look! You're flying!
- Dad! - Hey.
It's a nice rope. Just in case I fall off the roof?
- You goin' to your mom's for dinner? - Actually, we're gonna be with Neal's family.
You know, ther... ther... there's a slipstream effect... The air go...
- Christmas - "I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Hey, look! Here comes the new Santa!
Oh, look, there's an emu.
And hang on tight.
Will do.
Who's down there?
- Dad burnt the turkey. - Oh, yeah. This way. Come on.