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He said Ted Kennedy lacked integrity. Can you believe that?
I deride your truth-handling abilities.
So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction...
Stuck-up Riverdale punks. Think they're too good for me.
It's time people realized we conservatives aren't all Johnny Hatemongers...
Give us something we like, or we'll ride you out of town on a rail.
Enough! Lies, lies! I did it! I did it all!
Mayor Quimby, you are well known, sir, for your lenient stance on crime.
- Sonny to his Cher. - Ringo to his rest of the Beatles.
Then "B."
Here you go. The results of last month's mayor election.
...who'd rather play Hacky Sack than lock up the homeless.
I don't like him either...
What's happening?
No Edgar Neubauer.
Matlock!
- Indeed, I am. - Because we all know...
Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?
But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame all my current woes...
This is hopeless. They're gonna demolish our house for sure.
Yes.
...patiently listening to your interminable anecdotes.
No, Bart. Don't you see? Dead people can't vote.
You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you.
Kids, help.
What!? Oh, yes, all that stuff I did.
This sounds awfully controversial.
- Triangle. - Very good, Bart.