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Go normal or Go home...
What kind of person signs a birthday card
So, Mike, you seem like a sharp tack.
Mr. Burns is heavily medicated
MAUREEN: DraftKings!
ALL: Sur... prise.
It's so romantic. Tell her, honey.
He's fat.
He gave me five dollars.
Before the end, we will share a pie.
Having chipped in, you may now sign.
-Because of this. -Hmm?
Mike Wegmans, I will be your mentor.
No Scott Brosiuses.
No "best wishes," I like the restraint.
No coffee, just doughnut holes.
if you weren't a 35-year-old unpaid intern
(MOE HUMMING)
I can't believe this.
(sniffing)
on your outstanding loan.
But if you really want to help this guy,
And by "slice," I mean the first payment
Anybody want a slice of pizza
sitting on your peanut brittle ass
Mike, face it, I'm a bad mentor.
By the way, he's off his happy pills.
Yeah, well, your hero has a Pop-Tart
I wish you would give me more of a heads-up
Abraca-Debra
What if...
(chuckles)
How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
Just like his old man.
when he first set foot in Jerusalem.
They're undefeated on floors with hockey ice beneath them.
your thoughts?
(Mike laughs)
To everyone who chipped in.