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I don't know where I'm goin' with this. But thanks.
All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
Gotcha! See, kids? Disasters have their lighter sides too. You just have to be creative.
- Is that some kind of crack? - Crack? You sayin' I got a fat ass?
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
"The knife, the knife
Don't give me that smug look. Fine! You have extra-sensitive hearing: Hear this.
It's not just the rack or the caboose. It's that big sexy brain of yours.
Oh. No. I'm sorry. That's rain.
OK, it's gonna be cold. Very cold.
Hey, Margaret Tha... What the hell...? I thought you English guys never move.
- Who'd buy a wrecked bar? - The bar's not wrecked.
Now try it again. "The life of the wife is ended by the knife. "
I say we fight the British and drive them back from whatever country they came from
Saturday night at midnight. You're dead. All of you are dead.
- I wanna believe you but... agh! - Gotcha!
Aw! Look at the little baby!