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Oh... kay.
♪ She said she don't wanna go downtown ♪
And I'm gonna drive around town in my car.
What if we tricked her into having a threesome?
Abbi. I'm an artist, okay? I love Phish.
I bet you got those big boobies to feed all your babies.
I'm being nice.
Ilana, what are you doing?
She went slow but really tight squeeze...
- so I need you to cover my shift. - I can cover for you.
What?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Ilana. Ilana!
Don't you already have HPV?
Me! Me, I have... butt.
But, like, I feel like I get it, like, it's all, like.
♪♪
Oh, my God! With real honey!
Ilana has told me so much about you. It's crazy how much we have in common.
They're hilarious. I love it.
Vape life!
Well, do you want to die and how does that even work?
'cause you also get to have sex with other people.
Mami Lani in the hizzy-lee!
or the fact that you tried to cheat the co-op.
- Yeah, never. - No.
My family comes from a long line of colonial Jews.
- Me too. - You are?
Oh, Robert.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I understand.
So gullible.
I feel like you really get me.
She has this new series called "Where Are They Now?"
♪♪
but the combination of...
Excuse me?
Listen, on paper, Abbi seems perfect.
I've heard so many women say that,
so that when I do work, no one will know the difference.
Don't try and butter me up, I'm a vegan.
♪ Huc-a-dangle, woo-hoo! ♪
That is so fucking hot!
You know, I'm not even a huge macaroon girl,
"Shweet" ink.
- Thank you so much. - Really cute.