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It's in a burnt-out building down by the docks.
Get to wear slippers all day.
...a highly placed official with a little outfit...
...someone else's personal financial papers.
- No, I want you to see me naked. - No, no, no.
- Do you mean that? - Of course.
You know, I hate to raise a crass financial concern...
We're cool. Everything's cool.
Who walks into a woman's bedroom without knocking? I wanna know.
Yeah, you seem a little bit dysfunctional.
Yeah, hi, I'd like to speak to Patrice.
...and she has assured us...
What, did you think that would impress me?
- Well... - Come on, Elaine...
...and my oldest friend is dating the governor.
- Potato. - Tuberculosis.
And I could really live without...
Well, you know what my feelings are about this.
You think I'm cheap?!
That's why I like to wear a belt when I'm naked.
...but as far as Mr. Johnson is concerned...
If this audit had happened to me and I didn't have this woman to help me...
Oh, please.
- Are you coming back to bed? - Yeah, yeah. I'll be right there, babe.
...I think...
- Thomas Carlyle, 1864. - Tommy C.
Like, for example...
Drawers that wide. You know, you just...
- What did you tell her? - I told her that she was pretentious.
- Here, Kramer? - No, no.
...on my papier-mâché hats.