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Warm buttery toast!
- Oh, thank God! - Wait, wait, wait. Hang on a second.
Find your penis! One Dollar! One Dollar! Find your penis!
AND PATROL THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TERRITORY STOMACH GROWLING FUCK, YOUR HUNGRY STOMACH GROWLING REAL MOTHERFUCKING HUNGRY BARKING SHE WANTS YOU TO FUCK HERE BUT I CAN'T I GOTTA FUCK WITH THE PACK SLUT AVIVA DO YOU HAVE THE ARCTIC WOLF NIGGA DISC RIGHT HERE CUNT
And you should be ashamed of yourself for locking up your own son.
- What? - What?
This is your driver's license, isn't it?
- We're finished. - Will someone tie my shoe?
Fuck… You
I bet none of you can even find your own penis.
- Put this on. - Why?
- Pow, right in the kisser! - No!
And cleanup is as easy as catching a ball in a cup.
Don't even know how. Too good of shape.
Police also released this sketch of a female accomplice
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- He's right. - Oh, my God.
I can't wait to meet the lunatic.
Let's start the bidding at 1000 Javelins and 1000 Stingers
Oh, Peter, there you are. This is my brother Patrick.
#7757 #5639 #7717 #9029
And no brother of mine is gonna be cooped up in some insane asylum.
You don't deserve to have sex with me.
Doctor said I was too healthy, you know?
For the hundredth time, Lois, I won't forget. Nag, nag, nag.
You know, sometimes the old-fashioned playthings are the best.
No, dummy. I'm gonna help make this a fat man's world