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Tell me your story. I don't wanna hear anymore.
I mean, what is this fascination? Who cares? It's all so boring.
What about the Russian guy? The Russian guy's the guy you want.
Elaine, who catered this, Sears?
Come on, let's go.
I shouldn't be doing this.
Actually, I never had any formal training.
He's like the Sakharov of cable guys.
Hi.
Bernard Goetz's mother used to live there.
...because I'm going out of town tomorrow...
Oh, yeah.
What's her husband's name again? Chip?
- I'm sorry... - Mary Contardi. No?
Thank you.
Ask not what I can do for you, ask what you can do for me.
We're just a couple of users. We never sold the stuff.
You're the insignificant piece of dust!
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Look, now, Jerry, it's no risk. I swear.
...but who takes that literally?
No, every time I turn on a TV, sirens are gonna go off.